This morning in between snooze 2 and 3 I got a call from my landlord. For fear I was going to get evicted for sleeping in I immediately answered and tried to sounds perky and awake.
Let me play out the phone call for you:
Landlord: Bess, hi. It’s your landlord
Perky-morning-Bess: Hi! Good morning! How are you?
Landlord: Fine. The girls next door called and have found fleas in their place. Have you noticed anything.
FLASHBACK TO SUNDAY EVENING
Sarah (roommate): Bess, i swear I found fleas in our house
Me: Yeah right. Fleas – whatever!
BACK TO THE MORNING CALL WITH LANDLORD
Me: Actually, Sarah has seen some but weren’t sure that’s what they were
Landlord: Wow, yes, so I’m calling an exterminator today can you let them in
Me: ABSOLUTELY I WILL LET IN THE BUG KILLERS!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww I’ve been cohabitating with fleas. I feel so dirty!