This morning in between snooze 2 and 3 I got a call from my landlord.  For fear I was going to get evicted for sleeping in I immediately answered and tried to sounds perky and awake.

Let me play out the phone call for you:

Landlord: Bess, hi.  It’s your landlord

Perky-morning-Bess:  Hi! Good morning!  How are you?

Landlord:  Fine.  The girls next door called and have found fleas in their place.  Have you noticed anything.

FLASHBACK TO SUNDAY EVENING

Sarah (roommate):  Bess, i swear I found fleas in our house

Me:  Yeah right.  Fleas – whatever!

BACK TO THE MORNING CALL WITH LANDLORD

Me:  Actually, Sarah has seen some but weren’t sure that’s what they were

Landlord:  Wow, yes, so I’m calling an exterminator today can you let them in

Me: ABSOLUTELY I WILL LET IN THE BUG KILLERS!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww I’ve been cohabitating with fleas.  I feel so dirty!