Um…so I’m procrastinating and don’t want to do my homework so I’m checking out your blog…and THANK YOU for posting this. My friend told me he looks like Fabio (vomit in my mouth) and I think she’s smoking something unnatural. The beard is a BIG improvement and it takes me right back to my unhealthy obsession with the Brawny paper towel man (bring back the fucking mustache, the new guy looks like a hipster from Williamsburg). Whew. Thanks for letting me vent.
You can tell your friend that thinks he looks like Fabio – THAT SHE IS DEAD WRONG. There is something about him… oy! You know, I can tell ya, I’m not mad at the Brawny man, no sir, not mad at all.
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Um…so I’m procrastinating and don’t want to do my homework so I’m checking out your blog…and THANK YOU for posting this. My friend told me he looks like Fabio (vomit in my mouth) and I think she’s smoking something unnatural. The beard is a BIG improvement and it takes me right back to my unhealthy obsession with the Brawny paper towel man (bring back the fucking mustache, the new guy looks like a hipster from Williamsburg). Whew. Thanks for letting me vent.
You can tell your friend that thinks he looks like Fabio – THAT SHE IS DEAD WRONG. There is something about him… oy! You know, I can tell ya, I’m not mad at the Brawny man, no sir, not mad at all.