Favorite Music Videos

Let it be noted that I understand that these are not the world’s best music videos.  These are just my favorite.

D’Angelo song – Untitled (How Does It Feel) – This video makes me proud to be a woman, and as a woman I can truly appreciate the simplicity of this video.  And by simplicity, I mean how steamy and hot it is.  This entire album is really great.  I bought it from my Columbia House or BMG or one of those CD clubs.  Easily one of the best purchases.

I think I’ve talked about my obsession with this video before – PAULA ABDUL COLD HEARTED SNAKE.  I remember watching this video and thinking it was too racy for me to be watching.  Listening to make sure I couldn’t hear mom coming downstairs because I thought she would make me change it.  I watch now and it’s really not too terrible by today’s standards – just some Bob Fosse(esque) dancing.

I have to give props to B Spears.  While I wasn’t a huge fan, I have to recognize the fact that she made videos relevant again.  I think this is the height of Brit.

My next favorite I love because it’s the best song EVER and the video is directed by Ethan Hawke.  What more could a girl want.

California Love – Tupac.  This song was my JAM in 5th grade.  I remember watching the video trying to learn all the words.  Just another white girl thuggn’ to Tupac.

This is one of the most delightful videos ever.  Try not to smile – I DARE YOU!!!

Another fun video.  Janet makes world travel seem so easy.

Bess’s Life in Song

I may have mentioned before, but at work  some of us formed a Music Club.  Mainly it involves us sending out songs we like and every month or so, someone makes a mixed cd for the group.  I stepped up and just made my cd for the crew.

Theme:  Bess’s Life in Song

Bess’s Autobiographical Mix:

1)  I’ll Be Your Lover, Too- Van Morrison:

Van and I go way back.  It is the sounds that filled my house growing up.  I choose this song because it was my brother’s first dance song at his wedding.  For me it signifies both my childhood and the second phase of my family

2)  The Needle and the Damage Done – Neil Yong:

Like Van, Neil was a staple in the Browning house.  Needle is a personal favorite because my cousin, Mike, learned to play it on the guitar and we would sit around and sing it all the time.  It was the first non-Disney non-Rafi song I knew all the words too.

3) So Far Away – Carole King:

My dad had all the musical taste in the family, but my mom did love her Tapestry album.  This song makes me think of being snowed in and doing puzzles (we also listened to Bette Midler – but Jenn would be the only one to appreciate that song)

4) Love is Stranger – Mickey and Sylvia:

There’s a home video that we made for my dad for Father’s Day when I was 4 where I dance around and sing this song to him and end it saying, “Happy Father’s Day.”  Who thought that was a good idea?

5) Burn One Down – Ben Harper:

There are only a few songs where I can remember the first time I heard it.  I was 12ish the first time I heard it.  My sister was working at the YMCA camp and her camp bf and friends were driving me home f and they were playing this song and making headrest bongos.  I have never felt cooler in my entire life.  The next day I made mom take me to Karma so I could buy the song – I told her it was about cigarettes.

6) Lullaby – Billy Joel

I loved camp.  I went from age 6-20.  Summers don’t seem the same without tons of bug spray and friendship bracelets.  Lullaby was always sung at closing campfire.  It still always makes me cry to think about it. Camp is the tits.

7)  Everyday – 5ive

I didn’t get into the NSync/Backstreet Boy thing but I was all about the British Boy Band 5ive.  They were hot and British.  What more could a middle school girl want?

8) Heaven’s Right Here – Jeb Loy Nickles

This was my summer-driving-through-the-country-of-Shelbyville-song.  When life had no problems and lightning bugs and high school boys were all I could think about.

9) Scotty Doesn’t Know – Lustra

From EuroTrip (a guilty pleasure).  A friend of mine and I would dedicate this to our clueless professor (Professor Schloterbeck), and sing “Schlotty Doesn’t Know.”  It was also my semester abroad mantra.  Whatever – You can’t judge me!

10) You Had Time – Ani Difranco

Nick Hornby wrote about it in 31 Songs.  It’s haunting and beautiful – exactly what a college girl looks for in her music.  If you haven’t read the book, DO IT.

11) What’s Going On – 4 Non Blondes

Prague is my favorite place in the entire world – HANDS DOWN.  One night there, my friends and I were getting on the tram to head to our favorite bar and there were 3 Czech hippies sitting in the back of the tram with their guitars playing/singing this song.  Cue sing-along.  It was a quintessential moment that fit that “we are all one in this big world” phase I was in.

12) I will Follow You into the Dark – Death Cab for Cutie

I was OBSESSED in college. They made me feel mature and deep.

13) Shoop – Salt-N-Peppa

I’m sure you all know that Matt, my bff, and I met by singing this song.  Forever in my heart.

14) London Bridget – Fergie

Don’t Judge.  It was a great party song Senior year of college.

15) The Four Corners – Halloween, Alaska

I spent 2 years trying to figure out who sang this song.  It was on a random mix I burnt from my brother.  I fell in love with it, but I couldn’t figure out who sang it.  But now I know and I still love love this song.

16) World Spins Madly On – The Weepies

Soundtrack to my quarterlife crisis.

17) Twistin’ the Night Away – Sam Cooke

Lockerbie, Jukebox, twisting = Infinity

18) Hey Jude – The Beatles

I sing this to my nephew changing the words to “Hey Brode.”  He smiles and giggles every time.  Proof he loves me and will grow to have good taste in music despite my sister.

19) Stay – Lisa Lobe

This song is going to make me famous.  It’s my future.  I plan on singing this when I audition for American Idol.  I’ll try to remember the little people.

Expanding My Horizons

I’m noticing a trend in 2009.  It’s the year I expand my horizons.  For example – I watch Star Wars movies.  My newest form of expansion is gardening.  Growing up in a rural home I’m familiar with gardening.  Mom does it all the time and we have hastas covering most of the property.

Until recently, gardening hasn’t really appealed to me.  I’ve been living downtown Indy and trying to live the urban lifestyle.  I am starting to realize how much it cost to buy fresh herbs.  I’m a big proponent of fresh herbs when I cook so this was getting a little costly.  Mom helped me out by setting me up with a pot of herbs for me to care for.

In my excitement to nurture to grow life I bought another basil plant and tomato plant from seed from Silver in the City.  I followed the directions on the box and stared at my new pots in the window sill with excitement.  Then mom broke my heart by telling me that it would be about February before I had basil or tomatoes.  But I didn’t give up hope.  I water my pots every day and treated them with love and affection.

Then one day, when I was feeling pretty tired from work I came home to the most amazing site in the world – A SPROUT.  Both basil and tomato started sprouting!  I did it! I succeed in growing something.  My tender affection and knack for keeping them watered spawned life.  HURRAY!!!!

They have since grown to be about an inch tall.  Mom decided to help me actually have my own tomatoes this year but getting me an organic tomato growing kit.

This is a beast of a growing machine:

37-852Please note this isn’t my exact plant.   It’s from the website, but see what I have to look forward to!

37-852_aSee, it’s uber scientific.  I’m a cutting edge gardener.

37-852_bmore science

37-852_cWHAT?!?!?!  I can have a tomato plant as big as a grown woman!  I’m for sure to win the blue ribbon at the state fair.

Well, I got my box of organic goodness this weekend.  On Sunday, I thought, “What better to do after a day of watching Golden Girls than set up my tomato planter.  This is going to be so easy.”

BAH!

Lies, vicious lies.  I was sweating and I have cuts on my hands from trying to get this set up.  Here are photos of my progress.

photoHere’s how I start – putting together  the cage.

photo 2Other side of my start:  soil and such

photo-3Confusing do-dads and instructions

photo 4Here’s how it looked after 1 hour of attempting to assemble (no joke).

Finally, I gave up on the #$(FJHE)#$*@% cage part.  After an hour of trying to get it to snap in place I was pounding on it with my red patent leather wedges to no avail.  I finally said, “SCREW YOU,” and just put the soil in place.  All I need now is the tomato plant and I will be on my way to a delicious caprese salad.  I will invite you all over to enjoy in the late summer.

Update

It’s not Comic Con that comes to Indy – It’s Gen Con.  Jenn and I have officially made the decision to attend.  We are open for suggestions on costume ideas.  Think I should watch Star Wars before we go?

ComiCon Here I Come

I think I’ve decided that I want to get into the Sci Fi world. I know it seems strange that a girl who loves Gilmore Girls and fashion magazines would be into Sci Fi but I think it’s something I at least want to look into.

I watched the new movie Star Trek last week and LOVED it. Granted it was full of super foxy men, but I think i liked the space stuff too.

new-trekkie-photo ps – did you all know that Tyler Perry was in Star Trek.  Shocking!  I want them to rename the movie Madea in Space.

I loved everything about Harry Potter and obviously those books are centered around hard reality. I was all into the Lord of the Rings movies with elves and dwarves and stuff. Lost gets me all sorts of worked up inside even with the time travel.

So, my new summer goal is to look into this ComiCon/Sci Fi world. I guess I need to start watching Battlestar Gallactica and retro Star Trek episodes. Hopefully, I’ll at least be the hottest girl at Comicon considering all the rest will be dressed as a Droid or something equally sexy.

More Newfoundlands

In my blogging hiatus, I received the most traffic EVER.  I was reaching about 400 hits or so a day.  At first I thought it was a complete error in my statsm but then I started to believe it when I conducted my own little investigation.  Apparently, my blog was the first to come up if someone Google Image searches Newfoundland Dog because of my Louisa May Alcott post and this picture:

300px-Newfoundland_dog_SmokyI just tried to search and find my where my blog now lives in the Google image hierarchy and it’s nowhere to be seen.  I searched through 29 pages of images.  I don’t know how I went from #1 to # non existent.  I think the plummet happened when I started writing again.  It seems completely unjustified that once I finally put effort back into my blog and I’m punished with lower traffic.  Pish posh.  I’m going to now turn my blog into a Newfoundland Dog blog.  Apparently there’s a niche market out there for them,

A Few of My Favorite Things

Earlier this week, I got really sad about work stuff.  Another plan presented, another plan tabled. Lately at work, I have been working really hard for clients and then either the client wants to do it in house, or there’s no money, or budgets are cut so severely that there’s no point even doing it.  It makes you feel a little worthless when none of your hard work comes to fruition.  Then it just takes the smallest thing to set me off.  I had one such occasion this week.  I spent about 4 hours trying not to cry, scream, or smack someone in the teeth (which took every ounce of self restraint not to do).

I had to get myself out of my stupid work funk so I channelled a few of my favorite things:

1.  Playing Sporcle.com with Matt

2.  Going to the shinny Downtown library and getting a book on “How to Open and Manage a Bookstore”

3.  Eating grocery store Mexican dip in bed for dinner while watching old episodes of How I Met Your Mother and playing Bubble Spinner (I’m an excellent multi-tasker)

4.  Talking about my American Idol try-out with Katie and Sarah (I plan on singing Lisa Lobe “Stay” and will NOT GET into my musical number because I would hate to make it on the stupid people reel)

5.  Watching Deadliest Warrior with Katie and Sarah who had never seen it before (BEST SHOW EVER)

6.  Falling asleep to Almost Famous and a thunder storm

And now today I’m getting a Veggie Bagel from Hoaglin.  All is right with the world once more.

Reasons I haven’t blogged in MONTHS

I just haven’t. Sorry world. For a while I just couldn’t find anything to write about. Then I did find things to write about but I would only half write them. Them the pressure was just too much. Here are some topics I started writing over the last 5+ months:

1. Kings of Leon Concert
2. How awesome Lost is
3. Top Chef
4. My teeth some more
5. My new laptop
6. How much I hate being broke
7. Golden Girls Marathon/Bea Arthur
8. Deadliest Warrior.

Maybe – just maybe someday I will fill you in on all the things I was going to say about those topics.

Grinds my Gears

Do you know what really grinds my gears? People who put how happy their lives are on Facebook. On Facebook your only problems are having to come home from your beach vacation or you had to sit at the bar at the sushi restaurant instead of your favorite booth. People on facebook have kids, dogs, and vacations.

Jenn and I were discussing and came up with this list:
People who are “happy on Facebook”….

Like Thomas Kincaid
Have Michael Buble Albums
Read John Grisham
Watch The Bachelor
List sushi as their favorite food
Interests include “hanging with my girls”
Party in Broad Ripple
Like their men/are men who wear graphic t-shirts

Rant complete

My teeth: A Tale of Conspiracy

My teeth are conspiring against me in only a way John Grisham could commit to paper.

conspiracy_theory

Never mind. I was way off. Pelican Brief was written by Grisham. conspiracy Theory was just a movie…. ANYWAY.

I went to my new dentist today. I’ve been feeling my wisdom break through my gums and impose on my once perfectly aligned mouth. Since I kept canceling my apt in Shelbyville because I couldn’t make it down during work, I decided to take up Jenn and Brooke’s recommendation and see their wonderful dentist (Dr. Princell – and tell him I referred you – I’ll get a discount). Well they are all delightful at Dr. Princell’s office. Very friendly, thorough, and great at explaining what’s going on in there.

Here’s the crazy thing. They have a computer screen in front of your chair where they take all sorts of CRAZY pictures! I’ve never seen my teeth so close before. I also had some xrays done where I can now see the crazy angle my wisdom teeth are living in. No wonder I feel pressure. Seriously, though. You should have a dentist computer screen. I guarantee my dental hygiene will improve exponentially because I got to see all my teeth so close.

The bad news is that I am suffering from some sort of Paradontalrwioeruworwjsfnslfurowig. That means that my gums have deep pockets and they are pulling away from the teeth. If it escalates, I could have a heart attack, or so the literature told me.

I also need to get all four of my impacted wisdom teeth removed surgically. YEAH!!! I can’t wait to only drink smoothies and look like a chipmunk. Here is a mock up of my wisdom teeth x ray I made.

wisdom-teeth2I’m getting so good at using Paint.  I’m really impressing myself here.

eeeekkk. I would like to get that all taken care of. Unfortunately, BESS IS PO!!! Like REALLY PO.

But I can at least feel good about helping boost this economy with the thousands of dollars I’ll be giving the dentist and oral surgeon for the mess of crap going on in my mouth.

So, when that trickle down effect finally gets back to you, rest assured it’s because I have bad gums and crazy wisdom teeth.